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 Erap sa "Hearing"

JUDGE: Ano ba talaga nangyari?

ERAP: . (di nagsasalita)

JUDGE: Sumagot ka sa tanong.

ERAP: Naman eh!!! Kala ko ba hearing lang to??? Bakit may speaking?

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After finishing the main course at lunch meeting with Clinton.

Erap is asked if he would like another serving.

Erap replies politely: “No thank you. I’m fed up already.”

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Teacher: Can you give me an example of a beast of burden?

Student: Carabao, ma’am!

Teacher: Very good, ERAP. Can you give another example?

Erap: How about another Carabao?

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Erap: Hello, I will like to inquire how long is the flight to San 

          Francisco?

Operator: Just a minute sir…

Erap: Thank you! (klik).

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Erap taking a bath nang biglang lumindol. He ran outside the Beverly Hotel without his clothes on.

Guard: Mr. President! I think you forgot something…

Erap: Ay sh*t! Yung wristband ko!

                              

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