1. When ERAP was still Vice President (as in maraming vice) he
heads the former PACC with Gen.Ping Lacson. Erap
accompanied Lacson in one of
their anti-kidnapping operations
somewhere in southern Luzon. When they reach
the hideout of
the kidnappers Erap was brandishing his UZI together with
other PACC agents, he then saw two men coming out of the
building. He then pointed
his UZI at them and shouted at the top
of his lungs F R R E E E Z E !!!.
Upon hearing this the two men then let go of their firearms
and
placed their hands on top of their heads. Then one of the PACC
agents
whispered to ERAP, Sir mga deep penetrating agents natin
ang mga yan sir !!
ERAP then replied a ganu'un ba. He then
shouted to the two men, Okey boys D E F
R O S T !!!!!
2. Every one knows that President Erap is superstitious. While
he
was in Kuala Lumpur for the APEC meeting, he was asked by
Filipino reporters
if he’s going back to the Philippines on
Saturday. He looked at the calendar
but misread the date.
"Hindi, ayoko. Friday the 13th pala sa Sabado".
3. Biodata
Erap in one of his younger days while applying for a job he
doesn't really like. His Biodata goes a little something like this:
Position Applied For: Point Guard
Name: Guess Who
Address: Bonifacio
Birthdate: Happy
Sex: Symbol
Marital Status: S (small) M (medium) L (large)
Height: Hitler
Weight: For me!
School: No…is Hot.
Course: Golf
Degree: 90
Special Skills: Singing, Dancing, Acting etc.
Phone Number(s): 3 (Nokia, Motorola and Ericsson)
Fax: U
Contact Person(s): Yes….(Animals ..No.)
4. Erap hinold-up. Tinutukan ng baril sa ulo.
Hold-upper: Ano'ng gusto mo, ibigay mo ang pitaka mo sa akin
o
pasabugin ko ang ulo mo?
Erap: Pareho lang yan.
Hold-upper: Ano'ng pareho lang?!
Erap: Pareho lang yang walang laman!
5. Sino'ng Matalino?
One day, Barican visited Erap at his house in San Juan,
nadatnan
niya si Erap na naglalaro ng Chess, kalaban niya ang kanyang
asong
"doberman". Barican was amazed and said, "ANG
TALINO NAMAN NANG
ASO N'YO, SIR!" Erap seemed
unimpressed with Barican’s comment and
snapped, "SINONG
MATALINO, GAGO KA PALA EH, DALAWANG BESES
PALANG SIYANG
NANALO, AH."
6. ERAP: Sa Glorietta ba to? Anong oras ba kayo nagbubukas?
CALL: 10 AM sir
ERAP: 10 AM pa ba??
CALL: Sir, it's 4 AM pa lang naman...bakit po ba gusto
niyong
makapasok agad?
ERAP: makapasok ??? gusto ko na ngang lumabas...nakatulog
ako sa moviehouse.
7. X-file on why Echagaray was given the lethal injection.
Velarde and Erap before the execution of Leo Echegaray.
Velarde: Why don't you give mercy to him?
Erap: Ano ako gago? Ni-rape nya si baby, ibibigay ko pa si
Mercy?
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